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The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.
My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure
Online "Liking" or giving favorable emojis or props to your own postings, comments, high scores, photos, memes, or accomplishments. Even worse when you use a different sock-puppet to praise yourself!
Under your own comment about politics: "🤯WoW, what a perceptive comment! I gotta follow that guy! 🤩" THAT is classic self-cooling.
Something your brain does to you when you find something your heart feels it's amazing, but due to some unfortunate circumstances and bad decisions on both sides, your brain now tries to distract you from the person/thing you want so much due to past trauma so your heart won't get hurt with all this intrusive thoughts and things that you could do.
Pers1: Hey, how is the thing you have going on with that guy you like so much?
Pers2: I feel like my brain is trying to self-sabotage it, cause it gives me all this intrusive thoughts and makes me say dumb shit, so I'm working on it, cause I really don't want to lose him. I'm trying to understand my emotions and thoughts better.
I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out
Self care-rip Mac miller 2018
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Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter
Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.
Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.
Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.
Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
Having sex with your twin.
I was so horny in Antartica that I had to self tap my sister.