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The inability to recall a vast majority of the previous night due to the large amount of alcohol consumed.
"Dude what happened last night? I have a case of the Irish Alzheimer's."
Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...
Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"
Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."
People of Irish decent who tend to run from the devil
The fighting Irish will lose to Sun Devils
the name of a sensual oil. its actual origins are in alabama. this line of products was retired after they were found to cause side effects such as little brothers swarming into the room of the act, as well as causing sisters to become obese.
irish flame is a failure.
When you take 8 shots of whiskey as fast as you can, then drive home before you wrap around a tree.
Johnny lost a bet and had to run an “Irish Fire Drill,” We’ll never know if he made it.
that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.
"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."
My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.
Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.