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Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride

OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!

by JimmmyD January 1, 2009

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russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky May 23, 2011


russian fiddleblast

When you stick an rpg rocket up a women’s vagina, cover her in gasoline and stick a match up her ass.

Ima Russian fiddleblast your first born.

by Spoonful of poodin February 18, 2018


Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.

Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.

by DaEif October 3, 2015


Russian Sludge

Cumming into a shot glass of vodka for the perfect savory midnight treat

I woke up at 3 am for that savory Russian Sludge

by SlipperyTant March 8, 2017


Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.

Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!

by daddyscock May 4, 2020


Pink Russian

A shot of Pepto-Bismal and Vodka. A smooth drink that takes care of the acid in your stomach and let's you party longer.

I did so many Pink Russians last night I felt like i did the whole Russian Hockey Team.

by musikci September 18, 2015