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greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

by ncdeadhead November 20, 2011

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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022


Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 24, 2021

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Jesse Greco

Type of guy to wear sunglasses so he doesn't get caught checking out women. Usually has long hair( unless teacher is a buzzkill) can be found in band room in the early mornings and during sap. Does not feel pain! Once gotstabbed by little sister. Seems stoned half the time but is to broke for drugs in the first place. He plays himself off as simple but is as complicated as trigonometry. Don't fuck with him!

Man that dude has Jesse Greco skill with counting to four , then repeating

by Burnt out soul February 3, 2016


Jess Williams

A boy with dark hair and brown eyes with a goatee. Very loving and funny but has a problem with always being right. He loves his alcohol but can be mean to the person he loves most when too drunk. HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO HER. He has a massive penis that belongs to MD xxx

Girlfriend: I love you Jess Williams
Boyfriend: I love you too Millie

by M91210 August 1, 2024


jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up

jess shave is cool

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022


Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.

Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022