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greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

by ncdeadhead November 20, 2011

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Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by TripleAron May 17, 2022


Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 24, 2021

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Jess

(female definition) jess is a gorgeous, kind caring girl who loves and prioritizes nature and animals especially dogs she also has a go at everything. she is very respectful and responsible but she still knows how to have fun and she is partially athletic she enjoys sports such as gymnastics and netball jess is one of the most sweet, honest & empathetic people you will ever come across.

person: you know that new girl jess, she is amazing!
another person: amazing? you mean supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

by stopwastingyourtimeonthis December 24, 2020


Jess

A name that only a really slayed queen individual has, very sexy and gorgeous and cooler than everyone because she's the best and everyone else is not because slay diva and yas hunty

Omg! Jess ur so much slay! I suck? You're so cool!

by sparklefart May 22, 2022


Jess

A Jess is a women with a very large butt. They are known for using their hips to play catch. Most females do not know if they are a Jess, but are called by nickname. Unlike a Karen, Jess do not care about speaking to the manager. Many people do not know the word Jess, so I put it in here cause I’m tired of the Karen’s everywhere.

β€œ yeah, your right, she is a Jess”

by Rakatasuarus May 31, 2020


Jess

Synonymous with β€˜bad bitch’

Damn jess

by IgloosRock November 23, 2021