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rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden
“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp”
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The most amazing person you will ever meet, she will change your life for the better. She's not only your soulmate, but she's also your best friend. I couldn't imagine my life without her. She's the most amazing and beautiful person I've ever met, she disagrees with me whenever I say this but it's the truth. She's sweet, kind, funny, has the most amazing personality, and great taste in everything (even though she prefers golden syrup to maple syrup). She's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me and all I want to do is spend my life with her.
Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog
person 1: that girl is a Jessica Kilby Jago
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her
One of the best people AND best friends in the world. They are really kind, pretty and super duper duper funny 😄
“Yeah I’m friends with Jessica Le Whitley he’s so cool!”
She’s a beautiful female, always looking more refreshed than she is and always trying new things. She is usually dedicated and hardworking except for those sleepy days which isn’t very often. She’s a dreamer but has the ability to pull others back down to Earth.
Dude: Did you hear about that Jessica Lee Scribner?
Other Guy: Yeah, I’m jealous of her Mr. Lucky.
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A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.
I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!
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A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.
I just had a total jessica simpson moment.
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Nick Name: Juttle Frunj
Jessica Katz, niece of Steven Spielberg, is widely known for her encrypted drunk text messages and sick dance moves. She owns a plethora of UGG boots, and although the actual number is not known, experts guess the true amount to be somewhere in the range of 40-75 pairs. Jessica's hobbies include singing with her college A Cappella group, eating Kosher chicken, throwing stink bombs, drinking cawfee and bubble tea, and pretending to be a roly-poly bug. She only has four fingernails, but she just polishes the tips of all her fingers to keep it looking even.
"My friend totally just Jessica Spielberg Katz'd me... he must be wasted because none of his text messages make any sense!"
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