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Euphemism for a hitman or a person who does the dirty work.
"I'm gonna send Johnny Knoxville to your door"
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disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)
the man whom you call a father!!!
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A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases.
"Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
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Hot, gorgeous, sexy, hilarious and most of all the best actor of all time.
"Why is the Rum gone?"
-Johnny Depp
POTC
P>S: It's not eyeliner he's wearing on POTC, it's coal all you dumb fucks who say it's eyeliner.
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Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!
PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.
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A man that you would go gay for. Yeah, you would.
Man1: You know who i could totally go gay for? Johnny Fucking Depp.
Man2: Yeah, well who the fuck wouldn't?
Johnny Depp: Hey.
Both: (womanly scream and giggle)
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When one shaves ones pubic hair and applies said hair onto onesselfs face through the use of some form of adhesive i.e. masking tape, scotch tape, or semen.
Boone Baker smiled proudly after examening his extensive johnny damon in the mirror.
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