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Dumb fucking cunt who hits people for no reason and motor boats people and is also a general nonce
He is such a max Johnson
fakest cunt out, you get close to him and he will stab you right in the back. he likes to play around with girls but its probably just to cover up how fucking gay he really is. rude, stubborn, dick, annoying, fuckboy and gay are many ways to describe him but trust me, the list goes on and on ...
fuck, hes such a tristan johnson
Quite simply, a pair of gentleman's 'knackers'.
Kev: "I didnt know you could do the splits Jim?"
Jim: "Neither did I, my Bob Johnsons are paying for it now though!"
A street criminal, or other rogue.
I got mugged by some johnson boys!
A blah guy who sometimes fills in for supermodel hottie Ashley Russell on Yahoo Sports Minute and Rivals Minute.
When he fills in, it is a major disappointment for many, including non-sports fans, who watch the videos solely to admire and drool over the sexy blonde.
The young man opened up Rivals Minute one morning, prepared to enjoy the stunning beauty of Ashley Russell, only to find that Blair Johnson was filling in for her. "I hate when that guy fills in for her", he said. "How dare she take a day off?"
A blonde headed girl with blue eyes that make you melt every time you look into them. A really sweet and loving girl who will never EVER disappoint you in anyway! A girl who is really good at sex and has a perfect set of breasts! She is someone who will love you to the moon and back and loves really tight hugs along with a gentle kiss. Kali will make you feel like you are the happiest guy in the world if you date her. She is one of the most beautiful girls I know and guys should do anything for a Kali in there life!
Guy: "Hey guess who I'm dating?!"
Guy 2: "Kali Johnson?"
Guy: "YEAH! :D''
Guy 2: "DUDE, you're so lucky!"
A mega dumb bitch that doesn´t have a clue of what her job is supposed to be and gets mad at litterally everything that isn even a big deal
Ms. Johnson sure is a big bitch.