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andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

by enquious October 18, 2011


orange jordan

An Orange Jordan is named after acclaimed adventurer and United States Marine Daniel Jordan. His healthy take on an Old Fashion is simple and direct, like his take on life. 3 oz of whisky/rye/bourbon dash of biters and a touch of Grand Marnier. No sugar, no fruit, simply delicious.

Enjoy and Semper Fi

Bartender may I have a delicious Orange Jordan

by Deej6006 December 1, 2017


Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didnโ€™t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021


Jordan Blilie

Jordan Blilie is one of the two vocalists of the now deceased band, 'The Blood Brothers'. He was featured throughout all of their albums, usually singing in a low, sexy voice or doing some pretty hard core screaming.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.

Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.

Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!

If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!

by Coffee Shit July 28, 2009

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Jordan Poole

This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks

"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"

"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."

by a to the k to the b March 2, 2022

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Nicca Jordan

When someone is giving someone such good head that they start doing the Jordan.

Girl #1: Do you make your boyfriend do dat Nicca Jordan?
Nate: Omg of course Keaganโ€™s penis is so big

by carson gang July 26, 2019

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Jordan Trist

A boy who plays for westfield boys club who has a rather odd addiction to cheese. Therefore is seen as cheezy

Jordan Trist, Cheesey Trist, Cheesey Puff, Team Cheezy and Chedder Cheese.

by JaysGay123 January 2, 2012

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