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Bro it's 3 days before your 18th birthday and you still haven't fucked yet.Your pulling a Juan .
Alérgico y consumidor de marihuana. Oficial de primera, persona de segunda
-Papa, papa ¿Me llevas al parque?
-Calla niño que estoy fumando como un buen Juan angel, me cago en tus muertos.
The man from El Risitas who passed away in April of 2021 at the age of 65. He first went viral because of his contagious laugh. He was also known for his face being put into a Twitch emote called "KekW."
Guy A: Did you hear that Juan Joya Borja passed away?
Guy B: Who's that?
Guy A: The KekW guy.
Guy B: f
Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
DOM means "Dirty Old Man". DOM Juan is a dirty old man who is trying to romance a girl young enough to be his daughter or granddaughter.
Jessica: "Mel is constantly slobbering over all the pretty young girls."
Tricia: "Well, isn't he such the DOM Juan!"
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weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all
Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary
A gay cunt that works as a prostitute because he doesn't have any money. He also likes to give blowjobs for free because he loves sucking dicks.
Juan Ortega Pineda is a cunt