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Juan Guerrero

A very feminine type of guy, down to earth but can be annoying. Likes to talk a lot but doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

He’s such a juan Guerrero

by Goofygoof November 27, 2018


Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.

“I had a girl over last night he he heeeTotal Juan move you did nothing...

by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020


Juan Snow

A Mexican Gamer who loves GoT and is unsure of his sexuality

Senior gotta get his freak on as the Juan Snow

by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019


Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024


Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is pure love. One thing for sure, Juan or Sebastian, or J-S…he doesn’t even know the complete extent of how his whole gorgeous being lights up Rachel’s heart and mind to a depth that cannot be calculated in numeric terms. It’s like the Richter scale, exponential.

He’s very handsome and very handy and yes it’s possible to be both at once. He’s an international man of mystery, with a penchant for facts. Yes, he’s clever and interesting and always captivates. He is thoughtful and always listens, even to the words left unsaid.

His vibe is chill, the creatures of the universe specifically cats, dogs and periquitos, admire his effortless magnetism.

Everyone should have the pleasure of loving and being loved by Juan Sebastian. But somehow Rachel became the luckiest of all.

I’ve never seen anything this Juan Sebastian in my whole life. What a gift from heaven.

Everything feels so Jean Sebastian, I couldn’t be happier.

I thought I knew that fact but I was Juan Sebastian‘ed to learn otherwise.

I needed to cudddle so I just Juan Sebastian’d it tonight.

11:11

by PeriquitaPeriquito February 24, 2024


Prank him, Juan

Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.

José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!

Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.

by NuggetMilitia1 January 19, 2022


Get some Juan

A spin off to getting some becky for those of us gay white guys with either a Mexican fetish or who just likes Mexicans like anyone else.

Damn I got lucky last night when a Mexican guy was letting me get some Juan from him last night

by JuanBootyLover March 29, 2018