Jumping Aids

A form of the AIDS virus that affects 25% of Americans. Jumping AIDS are usually found in people who scratch their legs, feet, groin, or abdomen. This form of AIDS spreads to these areas and creates minor rashes; these rashes vary in size and location, which implies the name "Jumping" AIDS.

She probably got them Jumping AIDS. Did you see her scratch her cooch?

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Class jump

A jump - sex
Class - really good

Really good sex

Eric : 'ah Dave, look at the tits on that mate!'

Dave : 'she looks like a class jump her mate'

Eric : 'ye mate - deffo would give her a right good see in' to lad'

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Department Jumping

Departmend jumping: calling a store with departments at any random time and asking to be directed to a certain desk. When a person answers, get mad and ask for a different department. continue to

Person A: Im bored.......
Person B: Lets go department jumping! Get the number for walmart!

Walmart: "thank you for calling! how may i help you?
Person A: Could you please connect me to electronics ?
Walmart: "Electronics, how may i help you?"
Person A: WTF?! i asked for the garden center!! Could you transfer me to there?"
Walmart: "sure?"

continue for however long you can!

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jumping around

Running around town and hanging out with different groups of people and visiting different establishments.

I'm jumping around with my bestie right now.

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Jump it and hump it

A statement used to tell one to fornicate his female counter part without prior notice or with out her concent. also know as rape.

God: What did u do w/ that mary magdolin lady?
Jesus: NOTHING DAD!!
Mosses: Jump it and Hump it!!! WOOOT

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Base-Jump

spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.

WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.

Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear

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jump off

a person who lacks respect for there body does anything a prostitute would do plus more

Jennifer lopez

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