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Emma Kelly-Brock

Emma is a hottie with a body she is so hot and loves MEA she is very cute,and thicccccckkkkkkkqqq and with good blonde hair and short and good at everything

Emma Kelly-Brock is a hottie

by Mike sumeu March 13, 2019


R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.

"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"

by belent November 13, 2017

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The Kelly MacNee

A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):

....__................__...
......O...O-8==)).....O.....
....<|........|....//_...|>...
......|-....((==8-O...-|......
..../.|......\\..<.......|.\....
....|.|.......||..........|..|...

Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...

by Falcon Marlow January 15, 2007

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


kellie lynn dozier

Kellie Lynn Dozier -beyond brighter than any star in The galaxy The more I stair into the sunshine the brighter my future became.

Kellie Lynn Dozier lights up rooms building even city’s with her glory!

by Bama Owens May 8, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Daniel Francis Kelly

Very cool good at minecraft and is sexy

wow your good at minecraft you must be a Daniel Francis Kelly.

by JeSUS sus July 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Daniel Francis Kelly

Hot and sexy

Your a total Daniel Francis Kelly

by JeSUS sus July 21, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Machine Gun Kelly

The savior of rock, and the king of rap

Machine Gun Kelly, the greatest artist alive

by MGK/Pete Davidson fan February 12, 2022

6πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž