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carlos lopez kelly

Carlos is the most emotional guy in town, he'll constantly cry over his ex-girlfriends
He's always doing the crabcore move at every Attack! Attack! Show, Or '' pizza making'' his way to the Pile on to sing that sweet Chelsea grin chrorus

Carlos lopez kelly enters to a bar :

- hey dude is that Carlos the jelly Lopez?
- yeah man look at that Bieber haircut

by agarita September 28, 2018

R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.

"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"

by belent November 13, 2017

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The Kelly MacNee

A particularly daring sexual position involving a couple of bros and a couple of hos, wherein a lower level is formed as one of the dudes puts it to the bitch from behind as she performs fellatio on the opposing member, and a second (higher) level is formed as the other of the two ladies positions herself so that she is making out with one of the pimps involved and and is recieving the pleasure from the other. Perhaps this rudimentary diagram will help clarify (ignore the dots):

....__................__...
......O...O-8==)).....O.....
....<|........|....//_...|>...
......|-....((==8-O...-|......
..../.|......\\..<.......|.\....
....|.|.......||..........|..|...

Bro1: Dude...remember when we KMac'ed (see below, synonym for The Kelly MacNee) those drunk sluts a couple weeks ago.
Bro2: Yeah...dude...um I like saw your cock.
Bro1: Uh...what? That's not really...I was just talking about you know the ladies.
Bro2: Yeah and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but the next morning I woke up and I realized like I was just in a foursome...with another dude.
Bro1: Um...yeah I guess I never thought about that...uuhhh...I don't know what to say...
Bro2: Sorry. Nevermind Bro, just relax...take off your shirt...

by Falcon Marlow January 15, 2007

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