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Merrill Lane

is the name of the most beautiful girl i have ever met she is perfect inside and out if i could change anything about her i wouldn't she is the sweetest girl i have even met and my dentist has even advised me to stay away from her so i wont get cavities she can be weird at times but that is why she is awesome

She's almost as perfect as Merrill Lane

by Merrill Lane March 30, 2011


Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 21, 2023


Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.

This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.

by quitepedantic October 2, 2015


colorado lane change

An extremely rapid lane change without looking, usually on a cell phone. This can be achieved in both city and highway traffic at any speed other than the posted speed limit.

While driving home from work, a truck colorado lane changed and came two inches from my passenger door almost running me off the road. (This shit happens on a daily basis. And no its not the damn californians)

by biggrizz August 2, 2014


Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019


lane inflation

The phenomenon occurring on highways, with three or more lanes, in which slower-moving vehicles move out of the right lane, thereby disrupting traffic flow in what should be faster-moving lanes.

That guy is driving ten miles below the speed limit, but with lane inflation on this three-lane highway he is holding up traffic in the middle lane!

by JReim February 25, 2022


Khloe Lane Anthony

She is the most beautiful girl known to man kind and her husband is Michael and khloe Lane Anthony is a slay

Khloe lane Anthony is so fine

by Mikenastyyoman October 9, 2023