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A born roadman you would normally find at lightburn Park with a fag in her mouth and a handbag full of the essentials for being a B tech roadman. a spoon and some of her mums backy and some tragic makeup you would find in the 50% off section in Poundland.this lethal human being is sometimes companioned with her fellow gang members lil Tay and maya coverly and Nicole Galvin her gang members are also fucking terrifying people.there the type of people you see and cross the road instantly. Basically she’s just lethal.
I went to the pot shop and there was a Lauren thornley so I ran as fast as I could.
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The middle class girl who would make it seem her life is rough as fuck based on her music taste and choice of words but when she gets home she cannot decide which fucking bedroom to use due to the abundance of choice. The girl may also have a cracking posterior and in fact loves people marveling at it however she will also go for breast men.
She reminds me of Roadman Lauren.
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A Lauren H is a mean bitch of a person on the outside, but on the inside actually seems to care, at least for the most part. Lauren H's will generally make the first move in a relationship, although they would never dare to say this out loud, instead denying it by claiming that "you added me first!" although that doesn't mean shit. Besides this, she'll make borderline evil jokes over text, confusing you as to what she means or what she wants from you. They'll have cute highlights in their hair, and make even cuter pouty faces, although they rarely like to show this side of themselves, instead simultaneously flipping you off and making a half heart in the air, making you wonder if she's genuinely bipolar (jk) or if she's just sweet in a unique way. On top of this, Lauren H's always try to act like they aren't simping, or that they don't like you, but then they'll do something to show how much they really do care, reminding you of just how much they think of you, like asking about you for a candle scent, or falling asleep on a call, or even writing a half-sarcastic urban dictionary article about you! Lauren H's make themselves genuinely open to you, and while they might have a mean front, they're genuinely too nice (and cute) for you to ever pass up. Finally, remember that if you ever find a Lauren H, you'd better try your hardest to keep her around and appreciate her, because she's bae.
"That Lauren H girl that seemed like a bitch actually called me cute yesterday!"
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Well if a person is named Lauren III they usually arent an unattractive person, certainly not someone you would kick out of bed. This person loves to do things with boards(primarily surfing and longboarding), always is bilingual and once was a chonga. They love to call people while their friends are taking a dump and almost always loves flowers.
"HEY MAN!!! Im taking a poop! Dont pull that Lauren III crap with me."
"Well if shes a Lauren III kind of girl, get her some flowers."
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Oh my goodness you are like a Lauren Ashton with those hate slurs
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When you date a really religious Christian chick, and she starts to fall for you. Then when you start to change her, and her friends notice, then they pressure her to dump you. Then she does, but she's still crazy about you and tries to get your attention.
I dated this girl once, and I didn't know how religious she was beforehand. It ended up being The Lauren Complex
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This person is amazeballs. She is funny beautiful and smart. She is an amazing friend and artist. That shot is REAL
Omg is that a Lauren Bowden, wow she is so gorgeous
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