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To be hit with such great force that one's body immediately goes limp and sprawls upon the floor.
Usually a comment from a by-stander who may also be shouting, "World Star!"
"Holy shit, did you see that? He got fucking layed out!"
"Damn, Rhonda Rousey got fucking layed out by Amanda Nunez"
To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse
Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.
Shows up on time, dresses appropriately, stinks, shows up on time….
Dang! An Lai back at it again!
The art of taking a shit....
Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung
The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...
Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung
Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.
So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!
When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."