Balloon Licking

The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.

"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."

"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."

"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."

"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"

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ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotic asmr. People have the right to enjoy what they want, but this stuff really belongs on the hub or OF, not twitch nor youtube. Asmr is supposed to be wholesome, relaxing, and for all ages.....

Guy 1: do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: no no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic, not ear licking
Guy 2: oh okay, then no

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Rooster lick

An alternate choice of phrasing for an insult such as "cock suck" or "dooche bag".

That guy is such a rooster lick. He keeps trying to dry hump that hott chick.

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Licks Nuts

Term used to define something that is of inferior quality.

"The IROC-Z licks nuts." Often followed by the guy sticking his toungue out and making the motion of licking unshaved ball sac.

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Hit Licks

When somebody fires a gun.U either drive by or shoot him in tha street.

1st person:say my nigga why is jd locked up?
2nd person:cuz he had beef wit dis boy so him and his homies did a drive by.
1st person:did he hit licks?
2nd person:yeah he did most of tha shootin.

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Lick The Ween

Licking the Male Genitals. ie. lick my shlong.

"Go down town find a homeless man, and lick the ween."

"This place licks the ween."

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lick chopper

to lick ones scrotum

hey cock smoker, lick chopper

listen here, you lick chopper

ahh that guy licks chopper,

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