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The act of engaging in intensive sexual intercourse with a Ukrainian man while he gyrates to techno music as a multi-colored disco ball fires off in the background. Traditionally large amounts of alcohol are considered a prerequisite to the Ukrainian Rage Machine.
I think Ivan headed home with that girl from the bar and is pulling a Ukrainian Rage Machine.
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A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):
It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.
See: Turing Test, Replicant.
"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."
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Someone or somebody who has a machine gun mouth babbles idly and rapidly, to some extent, non-stop.
A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.
YouTube video guy whom speaks very fast: Hello. Today I'll be showing you how to look more dapper........(10 minutes later)............so that you will be fancied by girls around you.
Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!
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This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.
I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.
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Washing machine-themed video game idea.
"do you find washing machines hold your attention much longer then any game could? then you need a washing machine emulator!!"
"washing machines? yeah!!!"
"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"
"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER
right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"
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When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.
Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.
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A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.
-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"
I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.
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