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A magic toaster is a genie toaster but when the plug of it is rubbed firmly, quickly, roughly, but gentle all at the same time it will grant you warm white/yellow creamy buttery smooth semi sticky butter to butter your toast with. And when that hot butter is shot onto your toast you get 3 wishes. (No asking for infinite wishes you gay bitch) “*toast is not included*”
David: “Yo I found this magic toaster and I rubbed the plug so hard that warm buttery white butter splatted onto my toast.”
Caleb: “Bro the same thing happened last night but I didn’t see the toaster.”
The act of someone opening up someone else's ass and puking it it then drinking it out with a strawl while ticklike the other persons nutsack
I'm gonna give u the magic mcghee
The phrase used to describe how writers make such awesome stories on the fly.
Sadie used writers magic to create her future best seller
I received my degree in Mind Magic. The study of science of the human mind and function regarding behavior in any given context.
I used Mind Magic to understand positive reinforcement, why you hate your mother and why your grandma barks.
When a woman inserts magic mushrooms into her cooch.
Susie wanted Tom to eat her magic taco, so that they could both get high.
A good bow in the mmorpg "RuneScape" It is also high level.
"Dude You got a good bow... USE IT IT'S MAGIC!!! IF IT'S A magic shortbow it's good"
when someone has a child and becomes hotter
guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid
guy 2: that’s milf magic bro