A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more
hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person
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when you are too gay for words
did you see that girls hairstyle, it was totally gay like martin.
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ridiculously good or absurd. Crazy like Martin Scorsese. Crizzazy is partly a play of slang and also has additional syllables to make it rhyme more smoothly. Martin Scorsese is one of the best directors to have worked in film and absurdity is tied to his name because while he is one of the best, he does not have a oscar.
Person 1: Dude, I was ready for that test but it was all trick questions.
Person 2: That's crizzazy like martin scorsese
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A fake Martin Luther Benz is someone who would rather play fortnite then watch a movie.
Hey wanna watch a movie no i wanna play FoRtNiTe and not watch a movie
Than your a fake Martin Luther Benz
When 69ing it is when a girl squirts in your face as she fingers you starfish
Maid 1: What happened in here!
Maid 2: Oh justin Bieber was here last night you know how he likes those ricky martin water slides.
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the act of defecating on ones head while ejaculating on top of that then having one say "BRAIN BLAST"
"Dude, so Clara finally let me do the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin on her yesterday.... it was amazing!"
" Karl did the most sensual thing to me yesterday, it's called The jimmy Neutron Steve Martin and i'm definitely letting him do it again to me tonight!"
"Dr. Jones told me that not only is the Jimmy Neutron Steve Martin good for your hair, its also good for your skin!"
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mad thug kid, everybody wishes that they were him nobody is even close to as cool as him great person and even better friend, like his persinality his eyes are amazingly beautiful a smile that could bright'n up an eclips
a very intellagent kid with greay potential and can do anything that he puts his mind to, a real people pleaser and great with friends usually joseph steven martins travel in packs with there enormouse families
hey the lights are out "joseph steven martin" come here and smile so we can see
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