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An amazingly intelligent, savvy creature. Creative and intuitive, she is capable of any task laid before her if she chooses to pursue it. If you are pursuing an Anne-Marie, do not try to do so with romantic gestures, but rather intelligence and humor; she loves to laugh. She is unbelievably hot, you have the best sex with her you can imagine, and she gives incredible BJ's. In business matters, she will have done her homework, so feel free to fire away; she can handle anything you toss her way, however, proceed with caution. She has a memory like an elephant and will not forget what you have done, in spite of the smile on her face. If you are fortunate enough to have an Anne-Marie as a friend, you will be rewarded with fierce loyalty and an occasional surprise. Do not be offended by her sarcasm. Chances are she's from New York and cannot help herself. She will have the utmost respect for you if you can respond in kind. Additionally, she is the most charismatic person you've ever met, and therefore everybody likes her.
Anne-Marie, savvy, intelligent, creative
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she's a vegetarian!!!!
mary mooOooOOoO, she's a vegetarian
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no matter what anybody tells you, a popped collar on this campus means you are a tool. yes, a tool.
get used to ducking and/or getting hit with discs on a regular basis, saying hi to gus and gertie, waking up to enigmatic chalk messages all over campus, hearing phish or o.a.r. or some other jam band shit blasting out of windows everywhere you go, and getting mud on every pair of shoes you own.
Q: haven't you heard of st. mary's? we're the top public honors college in the country!
A: dude, there are only two.
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Peter Parker opens the door and sees MJ.
Mary Jane: "Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot."
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The perfect definition of a cool girl. She's different. You must take care of his beautiful cute soul.
Marie-Amélie ? Oh yeah she's fucking cool !
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Some girl on Facebook that took two hands & a forearm in her Pussy & also shit on someone's face.
Person #1: Man, did you see that video of Amanda Marie?
Person #2: Dude, that video was really disturbing.
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To masterbate, crack one off, perform fist rape, date the first mate, bash the bishop, yank the plank, shake hands with the unemployed, pull a pint on the love pump attend a menage a mois and, most pertinantly, to spank the monkey.
Mary Chipperfield owns a circus and got in trouble a few years back for physically reprimanding a primate in her care.
Hot damn boy! That be good monodextrous literature! I'm off for a quick Mary Chipperfield - wheres my jizz rag?
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