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A gaysexual fuccboi who loves anime and cant stop memeing
that weeb matthew cox
Very sexy animal. Gets all the girls
Yo, this guy is an Oliver Matthews
The butter dawg. (Dawg with the buttah)
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Man Matthew reader is a butter dawg, the dawg with the buttah
The bubbly, chipper, peppy, exuberant, merry, joyful, effervescent, jovial, blithesome, noticeably happy, smiling person
Person: hey Matthew Brandt looks happy today
Matthew higham is a dipshit and will ruin your life
Matthew Higham sucks balls :)
People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.
Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.