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When Someone Is Ridiculously "Anti-Geeze" even though Sebastian And Tom Irvin Are Over As Fuck.
Liam is so "Anti-Geeze" he makes t-shirts out of bedsheets and pen. He's such a keyboard warrior. Mentally fish and chips.
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When you call in sick to work. But you really just want to take a day off and chill out.
Yeah, on Monday I took a mental health day and went on a daycation. It was so relaxing.
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A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.
That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.
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In order to save muscular movement and energy, a mental high-five may be performed. To successfully complete a mental high-five, one must count from 3 to 1, then tilt ones head forward slightly (like a head bow) and blink at the same time. Mental high-fives can be performed one to one, or one to a group, which can be incredibly handy when one wishes to high-five everyone in a large group. The saved energy from not having to use your arm can then be used for other more important activities, like sleeping, or playing computer games.
"Dude, that was awesome! Mental high five! 3. 2. 1. Go!"
*Nod and blink*
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Math.
What’s 9+10?
I don’t wanna do mental abuse to humans no more.
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Refers to the mentality of an individual who only understands the words "work" "eat" and "fuck". People with the bulldog mentality usually are not very bright and have little to no logical sense nor social mannerism.
General discription is as follows but are not limited to:
-Putting a 16 year old's driving to shame.
-Spitting on the ground in front of others' direct path of walking.
-Not understanding that pointing and waving are jesters of communication.
-Not knowing how to say "excuse me" when brushing past someone.
-Avoiding eye contact when looked at.
-Staring at you when they think you aren't paying attention.
And lastly
-Walking in the middle of traffic like they are somehow invincible and that no one will run their ass flat over.
Having a Bulldog Mentality is commonly confused with go-getter and workaholic. Boy, are they wrong.
Co-worker 1: Hey, have you seen the new guy?
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I had to constantly repeat myself. He doesn't understand small talk. He has no favorite shows, movies, places to go nor hobbies/pastimes. As a matter of fact, he has no real personality.
Co-worker 1: The guy, for a lack of better word, is a brick wall but he gets work done. We can't eat our cake and have it too.
Co-worker 2: Why did higher management make this switch in body?
Co-worker 1: Cheaper; He works longer ours and takes home smaller pay. Expect more of this.
Co-worker 2: That figures. I'll be handing in my gear tomorrow. I can't cooperate nor relate to people with the bulldog mentality. It's like trying to communicate with an illiterate 6 year old with Asperger's Syndrome topped with a Chip on their Shoulder.
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Same thing as mental health day except you are FORCED to learn about
a few kids and their "inspired by a true story" depression cases. Some are straight up insecure, and one of them is gay. Or trans. It's all the same. It's just another way of advertising anti depressants. But in school.
For mental health Monday, I got to learn about some kids and their social anxieties and insecurities, and how they used wikihow to solve their problems.