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St Anger's snare sounds so bad, might as well call it "Trash metal"
Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)
McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.
Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
When you're kissing a woman, when you realise that it's actually a shemale.
Holy shit, last night I had a Metallic Graham!
Two significant metalheads take form of a warm embrace whilst listen to technical death metal.
Jacob and Lauren were jammin like usual, but decided to try metal cuddling, so they played Necrophagist until they're everlasting slumbers elude them.
After 6 weeks of asking my girlfriend finally gave me her bronze metal.
It's the third best hole.
It's nice when you get it but it still kinda stinks.
awwe you dirty
Ass
Anal
Butthole
but love
it was one time
olympic
Someone who loves Metal, but also rocks all the key style elements. High-Tops, Skinny Jeans, Denim Cut, Sleeveless Tee, Lots of Hair, etc.
Dude! Check out this pack of Metal Lords!
The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.