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counterpart/correlary to fag hag
someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dykes/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
person 1: who's that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he's their dyke mike.
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A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."
Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
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A state trooper who was born and raised in Alma, Missouri. After attending Santa Fe High (go Chiefs!), he majored in criminal justice at Missouri State (class of '07). He often can be found patrolling the i-70 in his good ole' cruiser, sometimes with his police partner Jay Hammersmith. He is a Republican and Southern Baptist, and enjoys listening to country western music. When he is not in his hometown, he is skiing at Vail, Colorado, his favorite ski mountain. On his days off from patrol duty, he can be found hunting, or in the ole' armchair, catching reruns of Wild Roses, The Young and the Restless, As the World Turns, or one of his favorite movies, High Noon, and The Good the Bad and the Ugly. He also enjoys watching sports games on TV, and cheers for the Missouri State Bears, the Missouri Tigers, and the Kansas City Royals.
Recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented Facebook group, entitled the "Trooper Mike Appreciation Society". This state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. In short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.
person 1: "Hey, have you added Trooper Mike on facebook?"
person 2: "Of course! He's the bomb-diggity! Haven't you?"
person 1: *quickly adds Trooper Mike* ... "Duh! who hasn't?"
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"OMG, isn't Mike Cerrato so hawwttt?"
"Oh yeah, he's a sex god."
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code name for marijuana of very high quality... only the finest weed need apply... a good way to ask about pot over the phone
dude have you talked to mike johnson... where is mike johnson at today... man I found that mike johnson
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The ultimate solution to fixing badly done anime dubs.
1. Find Mike McFarland
2. Kidnap him and take him to your place of residence.
3. Pick him up
4. Throw him at your TV while a badly dubbed anime is on the screen
5. Repeat while yelling "FIX IT!"
Note: This was brought about during a conversation about how much we respect Mike McFarland and the amazing job he is doing on Fullmetal Alchemist. I'd like to add in here a defintion for God reading "God: Mike McFarland" but have person convictions against that.
Person 1: ;_;
Person 3: What's wrong?
Person 1: The Tokyo Mew Mew dub sucks.
Person 2: Too bad Mike isn't working on it.
Person 1: ::picks Mike up and throws him at it:: Fix it!
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the worst announcer ever in wwe
he always makes mistakes
he's like a permanent running joke
not very smart
should be unemployed
somehow ecw announcer
shouldn't have fame
lives in parents basement
mom packs his lunch
enjoys having: the john cena, the five knuckle shuffle, and dirty sanchez
mike adamle: he just spanked him like a schoolboy
alex: dude, no
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