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The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.
If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.
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Something that one says when uber frustrated, but it is not appropriate to swear. Supposed to be a cute phrase, and should be said with a firm grimace.
"Oh urgle muffins!" cried the girl after dropping a cement block on her foot in the middle of the UN meeting.
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To get the full potential of something.
G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'
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an asdf muffin that wants to "die"
Hey look there its suicidal muffin!
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A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.
Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.
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A chick who thinks she's hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? It's just gross.
Guy 2: I know, man. She's a real schwagg muffin.
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A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.
Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.
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