running down the mass pike naked

when...a person....runs entirely nude down the massachusetts turnpike, highly inebriated. Without paying.

was that guy running down the mass pike naked?

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Heaven is full of beer and naked women

A slogan that you sometimes see on a bumper sticker.

Man1: You want a go to heaven man.
Man2: You bet. Heaven is full of beer and naked women.

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Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

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Naked Gun 33 1/3

A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.

Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-

Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.

Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.

Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.

Josh gets naked in front of Bryce

Josh gets naked in front of bryce is a common phenomenon so if your name is josh and you see a bryce get naked in front of them.. please

Woah there’s a josh and a bryce maybe josh gets naked in front of bryce

Somebody must of seen a naked woman

what some people say when they hear a cop car going to a call with it's sirin blowing because they don't like cops and the are in the porn scene movement and/or underaged sex movement ect. because they know the truth about drug laws and antilove laws ect.

There goes the fuzz somebody must of seen a naked woman.

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gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.

Watch the halftime show for Super Bowl XXXVIII

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