Freedom Neck

Red Neck doesn't describe these folks. Red has too much of a communist connotation. These are smart, militant, hillbilly, libertarian leaning, commie hating, landowning, white men and their kin.

You might be a Freedom Neck if you hate the "subversive" lyrics of "This Land is Your Land".

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Red Neck

one who does such things as drink beer at a funeral, bathes in a car wash, leaves it up to the U.S. Male service to deliver letters, pees on themselves while floating down the river, or gets their nipple bit off by a beaver.(person 1-Ma sure looks good in that coffin. *sips beer*
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)

larry the cable guy, ron white, jeff foxworthy...

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v-neck

a shirt in the shape of a v that young teens who think they are cool wear.

Teen 1: dude look how cool i am now. I have a v-neck.

Teen 2: You're not cool. You're a douche.

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nape-neck

when hair is combed from the back of the neck, or the nape, forward towards the forehead.

that guy with the nape-neck asked me out lunch and then made me pay for it.

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goose neck

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg

Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck

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Throttle Neck

To fuck a bitch in the ass with your hand wrapped around your cock at the same time and thusly fisting her in the same motion.

AYYY!!!! Just throttle necked a hoe breah!!!!

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Blue Neck

Not to be confused with a blue collar, it is a cousin of the red neck. The only diferance is that the are from the Ohio/Indiana/Kentucky area and raise horses.

My uncle is such a blue neck! He brought his stock trailer to my dads wedding!!

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