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When, shortly after moving to New York City, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. As if moving to NYC wasn't expensive enough.
James was on his way home from working late at his new job on Wall Street when two guys on the Subway gave him a New York City Welcome. Don't wear a Rolex on the F line at 2AM.
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When the female is having anal sex in the cowgirl position. She commences flatulence into gradual deification, as the man is about to climax.
Brandon "Dude! She totally did the New York Traffic Jam on me last night. I still can't get rid of the stain."
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The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.
Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.
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New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.
i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.
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A person who lives in the New York area, and often changes what pro sports teams they cheer for based on which ones are doing well. Each of the four major American sports has more than one New York area team: New York Yankees and New York Mets for baseball, New Jersey Jets and New Jersey Giants for football, New York Knicks and New Jersey Nets for basketball; and finally the New York Rangers, New York Islanders, and New Jersey Devils for hockey.
A New York sports opportunist will therefore choose to be a fan of whichever team is currently doing better in each sport. They will then act like they've always been a fan of that team, and vehemently deny ever liking another team in the same sport.
It's important to note that not ALL residents of the New York area are New York sports opportunists, but there are vast numbers of people that are.
NYSO: I love the Yankees! I've been a die hard Yankees fan all my life!
REALIST: No you haven't. You wore a Mets hat all through the 80s, and the first half of the 90s. Then suddenly you became a Yankees fan. That makes you a New York sports opportunist.
NYSO: No way, you're just jealous because my team rules!
NYSO: Woohoo! My Giants just ended the Patriots perfect season!
REALIST: Yeah, you weren't a Giants fan until a few weeks ago. I bet you can't even name five players on the team.
NYSO: Well... there's Eli Manning, and... uh....
NYSO: Well, the Nets aren't exactly great, but I'm so glad I like them instead of the Knicks, they really suck!
REALIST: Why do you have a listing on ebay for that autographed Patrick Ewing poster that used to be on your wall for so many years?
NYSO: I have no idea what you're talking about.
NYSO: I love the Devils, but I also bought a bunch of Rangers and Islanders merchandise and buried it in my closet. You know, just in case they ever get good again.
REALIST: Stop the presses.
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The abnormal pussy growth that is brought on by being a New York Giants fan for any period of time.
Matt has been a fan for so long, you can see camel toe from his New York Giants Taco!
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