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When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away
Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night
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SAME SALT...nothings changed but the shaker.
I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he
promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
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While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.
John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
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When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.
Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.
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West Virginia Smelling Salts: While completely focused on eating your girl’s pussy from behind doggy style, she farts directly into your nose.
Tim was shocked while eating his girlfriend pussy when she let loose with West Virginia Smelling Salts.
Salt and sugar look the same, but they obviously taste very diffetent.
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