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Hair dye

Most probably a nickname for a girl called lowri. Only nickname her this if shes dyed her hair at least 8 times.

Hair dye is lowri's life.

by $aved November 3, 2020


Modelesque Hair

Lit AF Hair Company selling 100% Virgin hair

Becky was slaying with her Modelesque Hair that she got from modelesquehair.com

by qihcsvc July 3, 2017


hair bumming

Where one glues hair on the bum and walks around asking people to brush it

Daniel: "What are you up to this weekend fam?"
Matt: "Just gonna go out hair bumming with the boys"

by SpiritualPigeon May 23, 2016


fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 7, 2015


Sandy haired

Having dark blonde to light golden brown hair. Straw or sand colored hair.

The Sandy haired girl smiled back at her new friend.

by MarisaML March 17, 2018


Hurricane Hair

Hairstyle for young men, characterized by sweeping tendrils of diagonal hair across the forehead and side of the face.

If I open up another magazine and see one more boy with that hurricane hair I'm gonna lose my lunch.

by DLucasSki January 30, 2009


Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.

Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).

by overanalyzer November 26, 2012

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