The worst person at making decisions from the slenderverse.
Noah : "Hey,lets go at the boardwalk where I found a faceless monster which is bullet proof and can teleport only to get a diary"
Noah from the future :"Hi,Noah Maxwell from the past"
Noah:"WHAT THE FUCK"
The worst person at making decisions.
Noah:"Lets go to a boardwalk where I found a teleporting faceless monster with 8 arms to get a diary"
Noah from the future:"Hi,Noah Maxwell from the past"
Noah:"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK"
noah beardsmore is an emo.
me:is he an emo?
everyone: duh
When you someone that is stupid and does something so utterly stupid yet it doesn't surprise you because this type of thing happens to them regularly.
Noah: I stubbed my toe at a family reunion and yelled what the fuck in front of my whole family.
Mike: What a Noah moment.
her coochi stanky kinda randy been a bad girl get the spanky
hey have you heard a song by noah
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Has so much rizz he teaches twenty dollar unspoken rizz classes and has so much more (gender neutral replacement for bitches here.) than you do.
"That Noah L. has soooo much rizz."
"Ikr? I'm taking his 20 dollar rizz classes right now."
"I think I'm gonna ask him out.