your mom hates youh

it means u suck get a life.
live under a bridge

Carl : "Dude your mom hates youh"
Beck : " I'll pack my bags I am going to live under a bridge"

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

I fucked your mom

This phrase is what a 9 year old days when he looses a match of fortnite 1v1

Jimmy:Haha bitch boy I won
Toxic bitch: I fucked your mom
Jimmy: fuck you
Toxic bitch: what I did to your mom last night
Jimmy: uni reverse card bitch
(Jimmy has left the party)
Toxic bitch: GÖD DÄMÎT

Suck your mom's tits

A comeback to say if bitches complain about you. Put childish people in their place and let them know you're not having it if they can't accept what you're wearing, what you like, etc.

Person 1: You don't eat pie on Thanksgiving? You're lame as fuck!
Person 2: Suck your mom's tits if you can't accept that.

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I Am your mom

What I am

your mom

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Your Mom Goes To College

TRUE DEFINITION: Meaning that your mom is basically a whore and its calling her one. Get it? Your moms still in college cause she had you when she was 14! A very good insult because most people don't understand it but your still saying it without say anything very inapropriate or bad.

Your moms such a whore shes still going to college.
OR
Your mom goes to college.

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your mom goes to college

well, my grandmother really did go to college... is that bad?

I came to urbandictionary.com looking for the meaning behind this insult, and no one knows, making it the most retarded insult, ever.

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