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When you are violently knocked out right before cumming but you still cum in the unconscious state therefore removing all the satisfaction of the nut
I was jacking off for an hour but then my roommate hit me with a bat in the head. What a fucking cuck nut
A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.
Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.
John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!
James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!
*6 Hours Later*
James: Hey, where you at man!?
John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.
James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.
Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.
Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.
Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."
To give a shit. Usually mentioned when someone who you are talking with doesnt listening to you, or sometimes you call someone and he/she doesnt answer.
+Hey Manul, did you get your shoes back?
-(Manul to others)BTW, I GOT THIS JACKET FOR ONLY 6$ FROM SECONDHAND.
+MANUL PUT A NUT ON ME FELLA!
Man, I gotta put on my pair of AF nut huggers and go take my PT test.