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obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "

by Elfangel1983 June 16, 2017


obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps

Ill give you a right obama's suprise

by Big guy123456780987654321 February 15, 2016


obama cube

the best minecraft block ever it's beautiful and worth a lot

Obama Cube

Obama Cube

by transam33o September 25, 2019


Obama Treatment

When your friend is long gone and you find out your stuff is missing or broken.

Johnny just gave you the Obama Treatment.

by Diva1975 February 2, 2017


The Obama Experience

When someone is traumatized by something stupid and or disgusting and left speechless

I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through The Obama Experience

by Obamaman420 April 23, 2020


sticky obama

When a turd gets stuck to the side of the bowl and doesn't want to flush despite intense scrubbing and flushing.

I was at my girl friend's and totally panicked when I left a sticky obama. No matter what I did it wouldn't go down the drain.

by August 25, 2021


obama fish

the Obama fish, a legendary fish in which strikes everyone with a gleaming ray of beauty and charm. This legendary being keeps the universe on its hands. Many (sane) people worship the legendary Obama fish and you should too.

I'll get down to praying for obama fish in 20. Wanna get a snowcone?

Sure, bro. I'll be praying for obama fish in 20 too. I have no time.

by md frena 5 and vogel March 15, 2022