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Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping
Finally, after 69 years, OBAMA'S TOES ARE MINE!
A modified version of the name of the 44th POTUS, reflecting the attitude regarding his alledged criminal activities in office.
It looks like ol’ BaCrook Obama will be joining the party at gitmo after all.
When your friend is long gone and you find out your stuff is missing or broken.
Johnny just gave you the Obama Treatment.
when obama blowjob
friend 1: yo whats up
friend 2: YO OBAMA BLOWJOB!!!
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Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
When someone is traumatized by something stupid and or disgusting and left speechless
I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through The Obama Experience
the Obama fish, a legendary fish in which strikes everyone with a gleaming ray of beauty and charm. This legendary being keeps the universe on its hands. Many (sane) people worship the legendary Obama fish and you should too.
I'll get down to praying for obama fish in 20. Wanna get a snowcone?
Sure, bro. I'll be praying for obama fish in 20 too. I have no time.