shit burger

The only fast food burger place in a small town. The term shit burger can be confusing if there's more than one burger place. Unless one place is better than the other, making the shitty one shit burger by default. But then why would you go there, unless it's open later than the good place.

Felix: You hunger?
Tyson: Yeah.
Felix: Where you wanna eat?
Tyson: how about shit burger?
Felix: Sure, whatever.

Burger Pussy

Also a term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Same concept of combining vagina and a food product, such as Twat Waffle. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.

"Don't be such a Burger Pussy and shut up!"

Greasy burger

Description of a wet and sloppy vagina after sexual intercourse.

After sex with this bitch, her pussy was nothing but a greasy burger.

burger dirt

Slang for feces. Often used to describe the shit left on a mans penis after anal sex with a dirty woman.

You dirty bitch,I told you to have a crap before i gave you one up the dirtbox. Now I've got burger dirt all over my dick.

Churro-Burger

Interacial sex, what happends when the gardner meets the the horny Milf housewife and make a meal.

Jose the gardner: Senora, i'm done with yoor gardin.

Housewife: Great, you want something eat? Maybe......you could eat a hot, tasty burger that I could give you?

Jose the gardner: Oh.....shoore! I'll bring my churro.

Housewife: Awesome! Let's make a Churro-Burger!

*The Gardner sticks his dick in the mature housewife's pussy and makes a great fusion of food*

burger babe

type of girl -overweight, usually pushing a pram whilst smoking and eating a mcdonalds and coke

God, look how fat she is, a real burger babe

porno burger

MiChi's (pron. mee-shee) perfect combination of ground beef and ranch dressing mix cooked over grilly goodness. The taste is so amazing it is like an orgy i your mouth and should be considered pornographic.

Josh: "Yo man...me and the wife are grillin' and drinking tonight. Wanna stop over?"
Wiz: "Will there be porno burgers?"
Josh: "Of course!"
Wiz: "God damn right I'll be there!!"