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any feats of strength associated with or which are conjured by eating an enormous amount of Chicago's finest.
Lefler just slammed back 16 deep dish pepperoni and he saved that kid pinned beneath the bus with his pizza strength.
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A person who thinks the only good pizza is from New York or Chicago or the old country. Or argues about the origin of pizza like they have a monopoly on some ancient wisdom of the ages and anyone who likes Totinos or Godfathers is a fucktard.
You're a elitist pizza snob bitch, you can go fuck yourself.
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Just like 8 slices in a pizza, you take 8 Cuban men and they ejaculate all over an Italian woman's large aerolas other wise known as pepperoni nipples.
We ordered Papa Johns but we settled for a Cuban pizza all over Andreas pepperoni nipples instead.
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It is a great pizza place in Swarthmore PA. It serves great pizza with a cook named Jose.
"What is renatos pizza? It's a great pizza place in Swarthmore that sells good pizza and wing dings! Oh let's go to the pizza place in Swarthmore"
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can i get uhhh...
BONELESS PIZZA
Boneless pizza is a meme about pizza even though pizza aint got no damn bones on it.
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Someone with acne so bad, their face resembles a delicious pizza.
Person: man look at pizza face johnny over there with his boils and all that there pepperoni and greasy cheese. I could just eat his face!
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When a man has love at first sight. He falls for the pizza girl after just one short encounter (often just a few words are exchanged), yet afterwards he wonders why he didn't get down on one knee and propose. Most pizza girls are never actually obtained because the subject was really drunk and the girl was hideous, the girl was way out of his league, or he fucked it up on the second time he approached her because he was too nervous. Pizza girls are also often replaced by a new pizza girl the following week when he meets another random girl at a party and is so drunk he thinks he loves her too.
Never steal a man's pizza girl.
Guy in love-"Dude I met this girl at the pizza station in the dining hall and I didn't realize how wonderful she was until after I left. Should have gotten down on one knee right then and there and proposed."
Friend-"It's alright you'll see her again bro."
Guy in love- "Yeah I saw her two days ago and tried to talk to her but when I went up to her she didn't remember who I was, then I tripped and stabbed the cafeteria lady with a fork, then threw up on her while trying to clean the spaghetti off of her boobs so I'll never approach that pizza girl again."
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