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THE HOTTES MOTHER FUCKER YOU WILL EVER SEE. And that’s all I got to say. Wise words from me.
The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places
"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"
When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.
Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.
Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.
When you drink a lot of one kind of alcohol, then the next day you suddenly taste that alcohol again in your mouth all at once for no reason. Only lasts a few moments, but the memory can be painful. Often occurs in conjunction with a hangover.
I was sitting at my computer all day after playing Edward 40-hands and I suddenly got phantom flavor of malt liquor. Made me want to die.
This occurs when your preferred DNS server stops responding, or is no longer available, presumably due to your router.
When you already have a connection with another server/computer during this event, it is called "phantom internet", or internet remaining that might soon fade away due to packet loss or new requests, since new requests (usually) attempt to resolve a hostname from the unavailable DNS. Similar to phantom pain.
Person 1: My internet had an outage last night.
Person 2: Ah, that sucks.
Person 1: Luckily I had some phantom internet to finish my ongoing match!
Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.