Moon Pickle

Term of endearment when your woman is on her period and craving a jar of preserved vegetables .

I love you my little moon pickle!

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Pickle Shits

Occurs when bystanders sporadically shit themselves when they enter the presence of someone so horrifically disturbing and vomit enducing they loose control of ALL body functions.

Asian: "So that's why I can't eat vegetables."
White Dude: "I see . . Omg look at that! (points at mutant lady with no chin and numerous piercings)
Asian: "oh dear jesus . ." *VOMIT* *VOMIT* *PICKLE SHITS*
White Dude: "ohhh the horror!! *rips eyes out* *PICKLE SHITS*

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Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men

Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.

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Pickle Smoocher

Supposedly straight men who actually relish watching American Idol

Hey, who else misses American Idol? Not me you pickle smoocher

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dickle pickle

a bad situation.

I was in such a dickle pickle yesterday, I'm surprised I got out of it.

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making a pickle

The act of a lonely woman using a large cucumber as a substitute for a man's penis for her sexual pleeasure.

Where is Mary? She's up in her room making pickles

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Pickle Pounder

One who fucks a lot of guys, as to pound their pickles.

Gosh Melanie is such a pickle pounder, did you see her go up to that dude's room last night?

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