Bath then poop

When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.

Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."

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oops poops

N.The accidental crapping of ones pants due to laughing uncontrollably or attempting to fart.

Man, Rob told me a joke so funny and the next thing you know I found an oops poops in my pants.

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Group Poop

The act of taking a poop with a group of people.

Dude, I was watching this movie the other day about chicks doing group poops. I didn't even KNOW that chicks pooped.

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Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.

fartpoop smokepooping

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magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

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pussy poop

Verb: to give birth, to push (or poop) a baby out through the vagina

Sherice had unprotected sex and 9 months later she pussy pooped a whole ass baby which she gave up for adoption since she did not currently have the financial means to take care of a child

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poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.

My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.

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