Homeless mans feces, spunk, blood, puss, or teeth put into a empty snack pack carton. best when served slightly chilled
Dude where did you get this pudding? Taste like you picked up some hobo pudding from hobo joe behind the movie theater. Oh that reminds me, the new Harry Potter is out.
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The act of a man placing a swirl of fecal matter on another man's chest, placing the shirt back over it, and smacking it flat with a frying pan. The end result will create a warm smelling pie with the edges oozing delicious pudding.
Derptie: The other day my sweetie let me drop a pudding pie on him! BEST valentine's day gift ever!
unknowing Derpette: That's just wonderful! I like vanilla pudding.
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The Pennsylvania pudding pouch is the act of excreting ones manly nectar into a woman's vaginal pouch, then immediately proceeding to eat it out from her meat curtains with a spoon.
"Shit honey, the codom broke! I guess we will have to preform the Pennsylvania pudding pouch."
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The action of sneaking up behind someone while they are bending over and giving them a swift, forceful, hump.
"Oh man did you see him pudding pop the waitress?"
"Totally! She dropped all the dishes and then face planted on the table!"
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Two virgins who loose their anal virginity at the same time beside each other.
Husband 1: "My husband and I totally took these two boys anal virginities."
Husband 2: "They're now totally 'Pudding Pop Brothers'."
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I jacked off to hard and shot strawberry love pudding.
I dropped a needle in my cock and cut something, then I jacked off and I shot strawberry love pudding.
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that good shit thats kinky and goopy but not too goopy that it's gross
"hey babe! wanna have butterscotch pudding sex"
"i thought you'd never ask"
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