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An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
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The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.
It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.
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A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
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When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.
Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.
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The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.
Incomplete Pass
Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"
Receiver:"....crap."
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To bend the laws of physics and light falling water aflame. Made famous by British singer Adele.
1) Oh my lord, did you just see that magician? He set fire to the rain!
2) Adele's song "Set Fire to the Rain" is sooo good!
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A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !
Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night
Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face
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