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The right wing is made up of people who are really conservative. Think hardcore Republicans, Tea Party, and Fascists (Yes, Fascism is a right wing ideology). Everyone at Fox News except for Alan Colmes, the dipshit who uses religion to justify making life hell for people who weren't born like him. The people who want to fuck up 98% of the nation for the richest 2%.
*Walking down the street with my AK going to the shooting range.*
*Right wing guy comes up to me and sees the Socialist International emblem on my shirt.*
Right wing: "You ain't American! You date that black bitch! You take away money from them peoples that earens it and gives it to da lazy Wetbacks and poor peoples who sit around on their asses all day, fuck, and make more kids so they can get bigger welfare checks from the government! You hate America! You want the terrorists to win! You want satanist commie bullshit to destroy this great nation of mine!"
*Tolerates his bullshit until I hear "this great nation of mine!*
*I load the AK-103 in my hands, cock it, and turn off the safety.*
Me: "Shut the fuck up, moron!"
*I kill him, for the world is better of without ignorant racists.*
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way of saying really quick, very fast, or swiftly by some people from Australia, New Zealand, and parts of the U.K.
We'll have your hard-drive fixed right quick, then you can get back to programming
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A woman who is so astonishingly beautiful, that one would physically sacifice his right testicle for the chance to stick her.
God Damn!! That . . . . is a right nutter!
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The result of a potential game winning field goal by Florida State (Free Shoes) against Miami in their one sided rivalry
I bet some money on FSU to win against Miami. Beitia sets up to kick a 39-yard field goal... it's wide right....again
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Someone who give poor advice and wrong answers while "knowing" they are right and your wrong. When in fact they have no clue or collective knowledge about the "facts" they are discussing.
Poor Memory Guy - "Dude, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series in 1994 man. I remember cause I was in like the 7th grade bro."
Good Memory Guy - "Your wrong but, whatever. Nobody is going to change your mind about it. Baseball had a strike in 1994 and nobody won. Apparently you live in some sort of alternate reality because you seem to know a lot of shit that never happened and your so called facts are almost all mental dillusions."
Random Guy - "Mr. Right is WRONG AGAIN!!" (said very loud and in a mocking manner so anybody within 25 feet can join in and laugh)
25 Feet Away Group of Kids - "PWNED!!" (repeatedly screamed loudly so the rest of the block knows Mr. Right is nearby.)
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A joke said by black people during the month of February when a white person inconveniences them
White person:No im watching tv right now
Me: Oh but blm right?
White person: dude that makes me uncomfy
Me: Its reparations babey
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you slip on your words instead of saying ikr you ikr right...
Dude shes so no hot...
Ikr right
WTF
I meant ikr...
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