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An ejaculation with a flaccid penis
Bob: did you just rocket weiner?
Steve: yeah man...
Bob: ....nice
When you piss in a bottle of coke and put a Mentos in it.
Tom: "OH SHIT"
Tim: "What?"
Tom: "A group of children, shoot a Piss Rocket at them."
Tim: "Got it"
Jerking a guy off with his own balls
Duuude Dave’s wife gave me a rocket job last night
Before a blow job you run to the bathroom and you bend your soft dick down and rub it all over your own asshole and then your unknowing partner puts that lap hog right in their mouth.
Last night after dancing and sweating at the club all night I took that Queen Latifah looking bitch home and prepared for here a real juicy Rotten Rocket.
an appetizer of a grilled split jalapeno with cream cheese filling then with American bacon wrapped around it. Held together with toothpicks, then grilled over an open fire.
Before we had steaks, we had an appetizer of rectum rockets.
Doing a line of cocaine through ones vagina.
This cocaine isn't effecting me quick enough. We should do a rocket taco.
Put ball in goal but the higher rank you get you do it fancier.
I was playing rocket league and put ball in goal.