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i tried to fart but i sharted😱
i took a big fat shart yesterday
me when i shart😱😱😱😱😱😱😱ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.
Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart
ur mom! a word that was made from the words shit and fart, and to say when i shart it means i was going to fart but shit came out too :3
charles : hey bbg ;c
lily : what’s up dog!
charles : i sharted 3:
lily : what a shame
*pause*
lily : i heard ur gonna be a goblin 4 halloween xD
charles : no i’m going as a clown ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
lily : goblin deez nutz!!
1-To shit yourself very loudly, and often it is quite a wet shit, if i do say so myself.
2-To fart, and unintentionally shit in the process.
I'M FUCKING SHARTING MYSELF HVRFKHBVIRKJGNUBKDRTJH