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shrek is my husband and lord. he knows me so well. shrek is our god, if you do not worship our savior… you shalt by crossed by the monkey cotton picker named ice cube. he will in fact rock your stuff.
Gangsta 1: DUDE- do you know my boyfriend… shrek?
Gangsta 2: that is gay.
Gangsta 1: no…….
a sexy ogre who will not let you in his swamp... unless 😏
shrek is sexy
fuck fiona, shrek is my bae
A rather sexy ogre, coming from a swamp in Sherwood Forest. This seductive creature can be found in a few dreamworks movies and on Netflix. Strangely enough, this ogre has a cucumber instead of a sausage.
This man was about just as hot as shrek..
Shrek is the almighty ogre lord who rules over many swamps around the world
Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have
Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit