1. Verb: using pictures of contemporaries added as 'friends' on social networking sites such as Facebook in order to arouse and stimulate oneself.
Phrase coined by David Swift in 2009.
Fancy coming out for a pint, Percy?
Not tonight mate, I'm going on Facebook for a bit of social netwanking.
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n. (so-shel bern-owt)
One who:
1. Is tired of referring to himself or herself in the third person
2. Is sick of posts detailing what was:
a. eaten for breakfast
b. the way time was spent at the gym
c. the weather when one went outside
3. Remembers when phones were for calling people
or
4. Didn't pay his or her internet bill this month. Kind of on purpose.
n. The process of becoming a social burnout
"--What happened to Joey? I haven't heard from him in days.
--Dude, total social burnout. He's actually talking to people now."
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Looking act someone without having the nerve to actually go up and say hello.
Quit social stalking that "big beefy" boy at the gym already.
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party homer threw on mr. burns' yacht on the border of international waters where the coastguard sang a harsh rendition of a guitar riff over the loudspeaker. they also get attacked by pirates.
"Oh, they are poking every nook and cranny. Well, every
cranny anyway. So far the nook is relatively... Oooohhhh no! No, it isn't!"
~Apu
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a person resembling a fart. something silent that wofts around a group of people lingering. this defention can also be classified as jay
pronouced "soh-shul-fart"
A prime living example of a social-fart is Jay
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Poorly adjusted to cope with social situations. See Colin Lothrop.
Tell Colin he's socially maladjusted.
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The most useless class in the whole world. Honestly, who the fuck needs to learn about the Mongols? It doesn't benefit you in anyway possible. The only reason why it's there because some tards said, "LEt'S leArN aboUt HiStOy.". Fucking idiots.
Social Studies is useless
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