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When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
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The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."
Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
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Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me
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When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.
Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?
If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth
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Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.
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When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.
Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.
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When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"
Oooooh a Squirrel.
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