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An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.
JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.
KD: True son.
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Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.
I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."
Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"
Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"
A person who will let the world go to hell as long as they remain comfortable. Their natural enemy is the Social Justice Warrior.
See the status quo warrior in his natural state, unconcerned with or in favor of homophobia, transphobia, institutional and/or overt racism, etc. while he reclines in his easy chair, mocking social justice warriors online.
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A FaceBook status posted by one of your douchebag friends who manages to get onto your FB account, usually when you leave the room to take a piss and don't log yourself off.
Also usable as a verb.
Example 1:
Bootsie: "Dude, did you see the totally original Rogue Status I put up for Turtle?"
Pockets: "Yeah brah! Now everyone's TOTALLY going to think he's a gay!"
Example 2:
Pockets: "Yo brah, I hear you're a gay now"
Turtle: "C'mon bro, you know that Bootsie just Rogue Statused me"
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The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.
An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night
A social condition describing a person's need to display their distaste or dislike for certain people, without naming any names, on their Twitter or Facebook status.
Often intended to elicit comments from supportive friends, and infuriate or annoy others.
Carl: "Why did Jen put 'is tired of playing games with all these children - you know who you are' on her status?!"
Bill: "Because man, she's got a fierce case of SAS (Status Aggressive Syndrome)"
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A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.
The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.
Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!
Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!